Friday, October 4, 2013

Secrets of the Bad Boys in Your Closet: Part 2

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The response was amazing from all of our d'andrea lovers the first time around, so I'm back at it again to share some secrets of the past! Now, I don't mean to dish it out...but this guy's had it coming, and you know what they say "if you can't take the heat..." and yeah, this hook-up was definitely hot.  If you're new to this pr girl's blog, I'll fill you in quick. Each week, one by one I'm revealing each ex-BF these Misters are named after. The best part is that I don't have to mention any names, and these guys still know exactly who they are...Next up on my hit list: Mr. One-Nighter. Every girl's had one - that shameless rebound with the guy you pick up from the bar, while trying to get over that other guy you just can't seem to shake (in this case, if you thought the "other guy" Nicole was trying to get over was the Mr. Emotionally Unavailable-Arrogant-Lover one in mind - then you've guessed right. Side note: could this one potentially be Mr. Right-Now? Now THAT is a whole other blog post in itself!)



...buuuuuuut a rebound should stay exactly that, a rebound. No calls, no texts, no strings attached, unless of course, they are gold chains ;) Unfortunately, Nicole had to turn into this guy's guilty pleasure, and he obviously wanted to take her out every night. Nobody likes a stage 5, and guys if you're reading this - NOBODY likes that certain late night text at 1AM. Sure, one-nighters can be fun when done the right way. You are someone new and fresh with him, you can be anyone you want to be. However when it's all said in done, if he's lied about himself to seem as cool as you, you better remind him that he is definitely not! The beauty about the ONS is that you can completely make a fool of yourself and not have a care in the world. Piss him off while driving by his exit, send him that "waving" emoji with a little 'beep beep' to let him know that even when you're in town, he's still not going to be coming around! #sorrynotsorry. To be honest, I'm surprised he even has the Mister title, he isn't even saved by his real name in her phone! Now thaaaat you have to work for.

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I'm taking requests again! Which Mister would you like me to spill about next time? Tweet me your answers to @dandreahandbags, and don't forget to hashtag #MisterCollection! xoxo

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